I realized this morning that my soulmate, probably didn’t take one look at me and say, ‘ hey Bhagwan, ae dene di jagaah, menu chakle’ and popped it ( -as I have been claiming) but is probably in jail! See, for me to take anybody seriously, respect them a bit, they’ll have to be more aggressive, than me. I am only a few degrees away from jail or a mental institution. So, basically, people look for matches on dating apps, I should look at case files!